He was a good lookin' guy Stood about six foot three Long brown hair As nice as he could be Everybody liked him But he didn't have a clue He looked silly as hell In those funny french shoes You know the type Without any heels Leather soles Kind of a slip on deal He was cavalier Whether he'd win or lose But he looked silly as hell In those funny french shoes I know it's not right To judge a man by his clothes By the way that he looks Or the people he may know I'm embarra**ed to say If i had to choose I could never really trust Any man wearing those funny french shoes Funny french shoes Funny french shoes No man should be wearin' Those funny french shoes They look good on a woman's foot I must say that they do But no guy should be wearin' Those funny french shoes Get some socks on, man!