John Marascalco - I'm Only Out for One Thang lyrics

[Intro: Flavor Flav] Hey yo Cube, man, hey yo Cube, check this out Yo, motherf**ers be on the dick and sh**, right? Check this out, you know what I tell 'em, man? [Verse 1: Flavor Flav] Well two peas in a bucket Mother motherf** it You either Flavor Flav it Or you Chuck Chuck Chuck it Kiss my a** and s** the D.I.C.- K. stands for k** so don't f** with me I f**ed that lady in the bed I missed that p**y and the bu*t was spread I tried it again in a thumping wagon The bottom fell out and her a** started dragging Tried it again in a field of gra** I missed that p**y and I bust my a** Then I f**ed this lady in the tree The baby came out and said "Run-DMC" Yeah, and you don't stop Flavor Flav in the house, and you don't stop Ice Cube's in the house, and you don't stop Hey, my sugar (Hey, yo, rock that sh** G!) [Verse 2: Ice Cube] I knew this girl who looked just like you Light brown and a fly hairdo I wanted to do her, screw her So I stepped to her on key b**h had more a** than a donkey I said you're the type of girl that I can't pa** over Give me one chance and I'll bend your a** over Just call me the plumber at the end of the night Cause a n***a like me'll lay plenty of pipe She didn't get offended it was splendid to me Cause mister nice guy is what I pretended to be I guess I'll just wine her and dine her And by the end of the night I'll be behind her Waxing that a** like Raindance On the bumper get the p**y then I dump her Took her to the Comfort Inn, tucked her in Pulled out the third leg pumped it in She said 'Will you call me?' Yeah, I'll call you a b**h or a ho after I ball you Naw I'm just playin' but it's still the same Cause a n***a like Ice Cube is only out for one thang [Outro: both] FF: Yeah, what you out for? IC: Yo, I'm only out for one thing FF: You out for what, man? IC: Yo, I'm out for the p**y, the money, and the mic, and I'm straight. What are we out for? FF: I pledge allegiance to the uh... to the f**in', all of that sh**. Know what I'm saying? IC: Five thousand! FF: Five thousand, G IC: We out FF: Yo, we out of here, five thousand Yo, this is for my boy Ice Cube, you know what I'm saying Yo, check this out