John Leguizamo - The Pest (Voodoo Mambo) lyrics

I like to... Party with my peeps Cruise 'n creep Playin' three card monte on these crazy streets Straight hustler, I'm gonna scam in a minute So low to the floor pick the pocket on a midget Slick shyster, The pest-meister Livin' life in Miami's Vice "Myah see, nobody messin' with the frog, see Where's your Messiah now?" Na na na na na na na na na na na na "Nice lady I'm hurting I'm hurting I'm s**y but I'm hurting Alright already" I'm ridica-licka-lous Like a booger I stick to this Take a whiff of this One stinky dinky, ha ha ha Two stinky dinky, ha ha ha (Voodoo mambo, chili congo) Old school beat meets Latin freak and you don't stop (Voodoo mambo, chili congo) Old school beat meets Latin freak and you don't quit, and you don't stop (Voodoo mambo, chili congo) Mirror mirror on the wall, who is the slickest of them all? It's the schemingest, keenest, scam artist God it's so hard to be modest! Jack might be nimble but I'm a s** symbol So slick I stole the wick from his candlestick "I'm in the mood to scam Simply because I can!" I'm a Latin Houdini Disappear in a flash with your cash And I'm back like a genie "Hey Lucy, I'm home Don't do that to me Lucy!" Freak to the east, freak to the west Great booties and big chest Then yes, ya'll it's like that "Why certainly, nyuk-nyuk-nyuk" Get stupid get retarded Cuz Pest'll get the party started "Which way did he go, George? "Which way did he go?" Funkadocious, groovalicious, atrocious "What a maroon! What a maroon! What a freak! What a s**er-bu*t!" I'm a man of a million disguises I'm as crazy as they make 'em, shake 'em, or bake 'em So scientific, hate to be specific E equals M C squared (You sit there!) Multiply, divide it, slide up inside it Blend it, mix it Damn, I'm terrific!