John Landis - The Wonderful World of Sex lyrics

Welcome to "The Wonderful World of Sex", where together we will achieve a new level of s**ual fulfillment. After dimming the lights, give your partner a rea**uring smile, and a gentle kiss. Then, move to opposite areas of the bedroom to disrobe. The revelation of erogenous zones is an enticing prelude to s**ual foreplay Become aware of your own body as it readies itself for the ultimate sensual awareness. It is now time to approach your love partner placing both hands round her waist. Tenderly... Moving smoothly up the torso, slowly ma**aging the s**ual areas, and gently exploring the curves of the upper body. Wasn't that nice? Now you are ready to approach the conjugal bed, relaxing as you fill your senses, in your world of awareness. A this instant, the male may whisper to the female: A: "I love you." B: "I need you". or C: "I want you." "B" The female may respond: "I want you now." "I want you now." "Recuerdos a todos." It is now time to insert the birth control device. And we're back. We are now ready to heighten our foreplay to petting. The male may fondle her back and arms. The female, if she is so inclined, may latch on to his honker. Now he may kiss her gently on the face and neck, seeking out the erogenous zones. The kissing should be increasingly pa**ionate, with both partners working into a s**ual frenzy. One of the most frequent problems encountered during the s**ual act is that of premature ejaculation. Should premature ejaculation occur, "The Joy of Sex" album comes equipped with... BIG JIM SLADE!. Big Jim, tight end for Kansas City Chiefs is outfitted with whips, chains and a s**ual appetite that will knock your socks off! Big Jim has satisfied women throughout the world, and the capital of Nebraska is Lincoln!