John Knight - Sad Limerics lyrics

SEILTANZER (Tightrope Walker) I had a friend - called Alan Stalker Who was a fearless tightrope walker One Friday night - he met his plight He walked a rope - when he was TIGHT Fell like a stone it served him right! PILZWAHLUNG (Mushroom Picker) My Polish friend - called Maric Dicker He was an expert mushroom picker He's now no more my poor friend Maric He picked and ate a FLY AGARIC Now he RIP's with his Brother Tariq BESTATTER (Undertaker) You've met my cousin - Mournful Baker A most accomplished undertaker. Now dead and gone - he didn't look The UNDERTAKER - OVERTOOK And drowned submerged in Beecher's Brook