John Knight - Mad Hatter's Tea Party lyrics

Come to the Mad Hatter's Tea Party The table is set out under the trees Come and sit down - there's plenty of room Share your repast with the birds and the bees. The Mad Hatter's wearing a trio of hats The Dormouse is asleep - the March Hare is late The Hatter is talking in riddles Alice did not know - what of it to make! A writing desk - why like a raven is it? ? ? The Hatter consulted his large pocket clock Gosh it's two days slow - where does the time go? He dipped it in tea - a real clock-starting shock. Dormouse started a story to tell Of sisters called Lacie and Elsie and Tillie Who lived down inside a large treacle well Learning to draw thing beginning with 'M' - rather silly. It was always 'tea-time' so they all moved around Hare to Mouse to Alice to Hatter to New Hatter and Hare pushed Mouse in the teapot So nose in the air - haughty Alice withdrew! ! !