John King - Kickapoo lyrics

[JB] A long a** f**ing time ago In a town called Kickapoo There lived a humble family Religious through and through But yey there was a black sheep And he knew just what to do His name was young J.B And he refused to step in line A vision he did see of f**ing rocking all the time He wrote a tasty jam And all the planets did align Oh, the dragon's balls were blazing As I stepped into his cave Then I sliced his f**ing co*kles With a long and shiny blade 'Twas I who f**ed the dragon f**alizing f**aloo And if you try to f** with me Then I shall f** you too Gotta get it on in the party zone I gotta shoot a load in the party zone Gotta lick a toad in the party zone Gotta s** a chode in the party zone [JB's father] You've disobeyed my orders, son Why were you ever born? Your brother's ten times better than you Jesus loves him more This music that you play for us Comes from the depths of Hell Rock 'n' roll's the Devil's work He wants you to rebel You'll become a mindless puppet Beelzebub will pull the strings Your heart will lose direction And chaos, it will bring You'd better shut your mouth You better watch your tone You're grounded for a week With no telephone Don't wanna hear you cry Don't let me hear you moan You gotta praise The Lord When you're in my home [JB] Dio, can you hear me? I am lost and so alone I'm asking for your guidance Won't you come down from your throne? I need a tight compadre Who will teach me how to rock My father thinks you're evil But man, he can s** a co*k Rock is not the Devil's work It's magical and rad I'll never rock as long as I am Stuck here with my dad [Dio] I hear you, brave young Jables You are hungry for the rock But to learn the ancient method Sacred doors, you must unlock Escape your father's clutches And this oppressive neighborhood On a journey, you must go To find the land of Hollywood In The City of Fallen Angels Where the ocean meets the sand You will form a strong alliance And the world's most awesome band To find your fame and fortune Through the valley you must walk You will face your inner demons Now go, my son and rock [JB] So he bailed from freaking Kickapoo With hunger in his heart And he journeyed far and wide To find the secrets of his art But in the end, he knew That he would find his counterpart Rock, rock, rock