John Kenyon - The Travelled Oyster lyrics

An oyster, upon oozy bed, Like his forefathers, born and bred, It chanced, was wafted far and wide By force of wind and force of tide; Nor are there wanting folk to say He drifted fairly round the bay. At last he drifted back agen; The very finest one might ken Of travelled oyster-gentlemen. For, though ne'er out of his own shell, He saw, or thought he saw, as well, And was, or deemed himself, as wise As fishes who use fins and eyes. In secret news he yields to none; Knows all the deeds by muscles done; 'Mong limpets what dark plots are hatching, What territory prawns are snatching; And has—from information—glimpse Of coming war among the shrimps. On all who hap within his reach, (For 'tis his darling pride to teach) He rolls that tongue which none may quell; While every brother of the shell Is sadly bound to stand the shock, Chained, like Prometheus, to his rock. And, Reader! we have seen, I wis, Full many a dull-brained fish like this, Who, having drifted Europe round, Floats back at last to his old ground; And though, like oyster, shut within His sulky shell, he nought hath seen, Yet still, in right of foreign travel, Assumes to talk—instruct and cavil. Speak of a church—he quotes Saint Peter's; A watch—he cites Breguet's repeaters; And e'en the trout, on which we dine, Would have been better from the Rhine; While we, chair-bound and wretched quite, Are forced to feign a mien polite. Good Reader! were it ours to choose, Such ne'er should quit their native ooze; Or ne'er, at least, should hit the track Which brings them, for our torture, back.