John Kander - All That Jazz lyrics

Velma Come on babe Why don't we paint the town? And all that Jazz I'm gonna rouge my knees And roll my stockings down And all that jazz Start the car I know a whoopee spot Where the gin is cold But the piano's hot It's just a noisy hall Where there's a nightly brawl And all That Jazz Slick your hair And wear your buckle shoes And all that Jazz I hear that Father Dip Is gonna blow the blues And all that Jazz Hold on, hon We're gonna bunny hug I bought some aspirin Down at United Drug I case you shake apart And want a brand new start To do that Velma & Company Jazz Company Skidoo! Velma And all that Jazz Company Hotcha! Whoopee! Velma And all that Jazz Company Ha! Ha! Ha! It's just a noisy hall Where there's a nightly brawl All And all that jazz Casely Listen, your husband ain't home, is he? Velma No, her husband is not at home Find a flask We're playing fast and loose All And all that jazz Velma Right up here Is where I store the juice All And all that jazz Come on, babe We're gonna brush the sky I bet you luck Lindy Never flew so high 'Cause in the stratosphere How could he lend an ear to all that Jazz? Company Oh, you're gonna see your sheba shimmy shake Velma And all that jazz Oh, she's gonna shimmy 'till her garters break Velma And all that jazz Company Show her where to park her girdle Oh, her mother's blood'd curdle If she'd hear her baby's queer For all that jazz ### Velma & Company And all that jazz Oh, you're gonna see Come on, babe (...) And all that jazz And all that jazz I'm gonna (...) She's gonna shimmy (...) And all that jazz And all that jazz Start the car Show her where to I know a whoopee spot Park her girdle Where the gin is cold Oh, her mother's blood'd curdle (...) But the piano's hot It's just a noisy hall If she'd hear Where there's a nightly brawl Her baby's queer And all that jazz For all that jazz ### Roxie So that's it, huh Fred? Casely Yeah, I'm afraid so, Roxie Roxie & Girls Oh, Fred... Oh, Fred Casely Yeah? Roxie Nobody walks out on me Casely Sweetheart Roxie Oh, don't "sweetheart" me, you son-of-a-b**h! Company Hotcha! Whoopee! Jazz! Roxie Oh, I gotta pee! Velma No, I'm no one's wife But, Oh, I love my life And all that Jazz! Company That Jazz!