John Fewell - Tractor Beam lyrics

[Mc chris] I'm like Kenny Rogers in "Six Pack," girls won't give my dick back All this s** affects my syntax, the pistol I pack's impact Make's you gasp in fact, so sit back, relax While I grind this axe on your Brazillian wax Without finishing fast I bask in the slash Underneath your cinnamon a**, about ten minutes it lasts I pull it out and pa** gas My name is mc chris, kinda cute, kinda cra** Ladies love me sending pics where they're scantilly clad Send some back then invite them to come crash at my pad They're like O M G, oh whattup, that'd be so rad We make the beast with two backs until we both get whiplash [Hook] Get with the program, strip to the slow jam Slip on a Trojan, kissin the toes and Move to the knees, go back, repeat The job ain't done 'til you ruin the sheets My name is MC, and your name is a creep Because you creep into my bed about every week Tractor beam on my bed Got you actin' le freak Tractor beam on my bed Got you actin' le freak [Mc chris] I should be flirtin with virgins instead of jerkin my gerkin I should be working the circuit a**ertive for certain With little aversion they all open they curtains Mini-Me starts emergin to be rid of his burden Did I fail to mention all the ladies say word Got a panty collection like a Japanese perv They're prepared to purr and to serve up they curves I skip the main course, I prefer the hors'douerves I like thongs, like grannies like any old panties Hanging on the lampshades as I tap on her back space I like bows, like lace, like s**in her face I like f**in her waist, I make a bucket of paste When her eyes roll back it means her memory's erased Slow-mo, tip-toe my a** out of her place I quickly run to the clinic, a Q-tip in my diddick I wait two very long weeks to know if these nuts need a medic So c'mon [Hook]