John Fewell - Mc chris ownz lyrics

[Hook] MC Chris owns I wanna go to an MC Chris show But he doesn't tour so in the meantime I'm gonna memorize all of his lines MC Chris owns I wanna go to an MC Chris show But he doesn't tour so in the meantime I'm gonna memorize all of his lines I spell "word" with a three, name's MC Other rappers flow weak like window unit A/Cs Latinas on my penis, Japanese on they knees I love all the ladies as long as they 18 I got bling up the ying, a plethora of Porsches I'll say anything cause my mouth is remorseless Even the Source says my hip hop's a vortex Leave horse heads on door steps, my mic checks cost Corvettes The strobe light explodes white as I step on the floor The bar keep knows the code so he throws me a Stroh's Weak MCs decompose, cause they know I can flow Like Wessel comma Zam through Coruscant corridors Humidor filled with Stoges, filled with 'dro Like 90210 it's filled with the word "bro" f** the lexicon of octagons, I'm all about go These amateurs got catheters I'm all about prose by pros [Hook] I'm lit like a Branch Davidian I'm what's left of the lithium in Cobain's cranium I fill Wembley Stadium I'm once-bitten, twice-shy call it pyromania When I roll up in Kashyyyk, I roll three Jedis deep The fleet of peeps that I creep all got vests underneath There's no need to beleive in the heat that I keep The squares that I (bleep), or the heiresses I freak It's embarra**ing to me, I'm like kerosene it seems Or D-R-E-W-B with incendiary schemes Blowing up making cream, I am just like Howard Dean When I scream I get red, I get mean Can't believe you be buyin' what I be shuckin' and jivin' f** it if I am the next big thing with promotional tie-ins I am just a cartoon-making rapper, you think that I'm lying Everyone bust a move like it is a rave in Zion My self-aggrandizing and deprecation keeps 'em guessing Call me Venus Flytrap cause my DJ's Howard Hessman Word 'em up yo, word 'em up yo I just let the rap game out of a choke hold [Hook]