We're on our own, cousin All alone, cousin Let's think of a game to play Now the grown-ups have all gone away You won't be much fun Being blind, deaf and dumb But I've no-one to play with today Do you know how to play hide-and-seek? To find me it would take you a week But tied to that chair You won't go anywhere There's a lot I can do with a freak How would you feel if I Turned on the bath Ducked your head under And started to laugh? What would you do if I shut you outside To stand in the rain And catch cold so you died? I'm the school bully! The cla**room cheat The nasty play friend You ever could meet I'll stick pins in your fingers And tread on your feet... Maybe a cigarette burn on your arm Would change your expression To one of alarm I'll drag you round by a lock of your hair Or give you a push At the top of the stairs... I'm the school bully! The cla**room cheat The nasty play friend You ever could meet I'll put gla** in your dinner And spikes in your seat...