John Counselman - Shaggy Skit lyrics

This is a public service announcement brought to you in part by DJ SNS. We're putting his name there because he Didn't do sh** else on the album and we wanted him to feel special. We would like to inform you that Tha Clip contains Drake eyebrows that have recently escaped. His O-Town Spitters partner, P-Stunna, hasn't washed his face since Clinton was In office and instead smothers it in olive oil. Also, DJ Monster Lobo displays the same musical taste as a white girl who Frequents Barnes and Noble and Starbucks. A-Smooth has a voice like Nicki Minaj, and keeps it one hundred homie. Shag Nasty Is an emo motherf**er who needs to get his a** out of prison. Golden Guru smells like Lil Jon's year old skeet, and that's All that needs to be said. Prince Baller can't get through a recording session without saying the word dick 72 times, and It's pretty gay. Oh2BDaMan is from f**ing Virginia, trynna be Pusha T or some sh**. Alexis Nicole is almost in middle School and she looks like she's five. I don't even know who the f** A MCs are, so yeah. Medik's so emotionally unstable He dun changed his name and sh**. You ain't no P. Diddy. Four years of a rap label and Wesly's the first black dude we get? This label is a**. Apollo so dumb he got kicked out of his school...twice. Marceo's only here cause he's Clip's brother, so 3Pac so fake he be givin hoots and sh** PSM is the sh**tiest label in history