John Cooper Clarke - Dumb Row Laughs lyrics

No chance in a bank So it's driving a tank Stout as a brick Thick as a plank It's needlework instead of maths When the dumb row laughs Give him a gun See 'em go Where they go is a no-no As welcome as a turd in a swimming baths The dumb row laughs No n******gs or yids or wops or nips No wogs or kites or krauts or spicks No micks or jocks or taffs When the dumb row laughs