Rock wanted me to write his song tonight but I would never be his mouthpiece Cause Rock's like LeBron James; he took his talent straight down to South Beach And for the past few weeks, Rock's been legitimately pissed If you get stuck singing your song tonight Rock, it's all in the wrist Could we please have a week where you don't come out here and choke ? You may be G.I. Joe this summer, right now you're a "G.I. Joke" Ever since I opened my mouth about you, you've been beggin me to back off So if Rock and Dwayne are the same person, I think y'all both are jackoffs And after April 1st, you won't be making no more movies You're going to need surgery on your face just like you had it on your b**bies Those poppin pecs, they had more work than a locker room full of Divas I got a gift for Rock tonight, I'mma give him a Cleveland Steamer Team Bring It ? He's Team Lost It and the truth is getting scary Cause they weren't chanting "Rocky" last week, they were chanting "Tooth Fairy" Keep making fun of this Fruity Pebble Rock, cause I ain't even close to sick of it I'm Mr. Kung Pao Chicken, you're just Miami fried chicken-sh** And no, no, I don't have balls but I got something in their place I'ma beat your a** at WrestleMania and put my nuts dead in your face!