John Barrowman - Anything You Can Do lyrics

Girl B= Boy Anything you can do,I can do better. Ha! I can do anything, Better than you. No, you can't. Yes, I can. No, you can't. Yes, I can. No, you can't. Yes, I can, Yes, I can! Anything you can be, I can be greater. Sooner or later, I'm greater than you. No, you're not. Yes, I am. No, you're not. Yes, I am. No, you're NOT!. Yes, I am, Yes, I am! I can shoot a partridge, With a single cartridge. I can get a sparrow, With a bow and arrow. I can live on bread and cheese. And only on that? You bet! So can a rat! Any note you can sing, I can sing higher. I can sing anything, higher than you. you can't. Yes, I can. (Higher) No, you can't. (Higher) Yes, I can. (Higher) No, you can't. (Higher) Yes, I can. (Higher) No, you can't. (Higher) Yes, I CAN! (Highest) How'dyou sing that high? I'm a girl! You could have fooled me! Anything you can sing, I can sing softer. I can sing anything, Softer than you. No, you can't. (Softly) Yes, I can. (Softer) No, you can't. (Softer) Yes, I can. (Softer) No, you can't. (Softer) Yes, I can. (Softer) YES, I CAN! (Full volume) I can drink my liquor, Faster than a flicker. I can drink it quicker, And get even sicker! I can open any safe. Without gettin' caught? You bet! That's what I thought-- you crook! Any note you can hold, I can hold longer. I can hold any note, Longer than you. No, you can't. Yes, I can No, you can't. Yes, I can No, you can't. Yes, I can No, you can't! Yes, I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-i-I-i c-a-n! (Cough, cough!) Yes, you ca-a-a-an! How d'you hold all that in? Chest cavities! Anything you say, I can say faster. I can say anything, Faster than you. No, you can't. (Fast) Yes, I can. (Faster) No, you can't. (Faster) Yes, I can. (Faster) both: yscescesecysesecses-I can!! I can jump a hurdle. I can wear a girdle. (girly voice)I can knit a sweater. I can fill it better! I can do most anything! *Gasp!* Can you bake a pie? (Girly voice)ooh No. Neither can I. Anything you can sing, I can sing sweeter. I can sing anything, Sweeter than you. No, you can't. (Sweetly) Yes, I can. (Sweeter) No, you ca-o-a-o-a-o-an't. (Sweeter) Yes, I can. (Sweeter) No, you ca-an't. (Sweeter) Yes, I can. (Sweeter) No, you ca-an't Yes, I can No, you can't, can't, can't! Yes, I can, can, can! Together: Yes, I can! No, you can't!