Joey Gatto - All I Want For Christmas Is An AK-47 lyrics

[Verse 1: Joey Gatto] Okay Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells My girl cheated on me with the elf on the shelf Taking shots of egg nogg think that was my 12th Throwing back cookies man I'm f**in up my health [Verse 2] Like Rudolph on my roof Santa please let me get a gold tooth Wanna look like shabba ranks yeah that's the truth My elf acute, but but her bu*t obtuse [Verse 3] Like I'm leaving milk and cookies out at night Please Santa bring me some bu*t tonight Turn up with Misses Claus I think I might Screaming Ho, ho, ho Trust me I don't bite [Verse 4] Like Sliding down yo chimney get with me Come and fill my stocking with a couple 50's Let me get some bread, no coal, don't dick me I was good this year can you please give me Two bad elfs and a f**ing gold chain Two bad elfs licking on my candy cane [Verse 5] Like These hoes must think I'm santa cuz they sitting on my lap Mistletoe above my head, rollin tinsel in the back That sh**s wack, that sh**s wack I dont want chocolate chip I just want some gingerbread and 2 gold ornaments Donner and Blitzen cooking up in the kitchen They making toys, making noise, bout to f** up this christmas I'm just looking in my stocking and I got just what I need 2 AK47s and some mother f**ing tree