Joelistics - Don't Worry About How It Looks lyrics

[Intro] Word life yo, huh I've fin' and done bin', Doin' that sh** Homies, word, Hahaha Yeah, yeah [Verse 1] Talk about most media, "I hate it" They should report the news and not create it Everyday obsessing with anybody that's famous And make up there own little stories and go and claim it Australia needs for Damien Leith to save all his Money mate and go and straighten his teeth "i'll fight you for it" And last week I went to lay on the beach And saw this hottie getting burnt So I gave...her...some...cream "There you go" I went to dinner with this elegant chick Made my mission to yell and tell her what arrogance is Made her shout me a feed and embarra** the b**h Dropped a fart and then screamed "You're f**ing manners are sh**!" "I beg your pardon!" Yeah, you bet i farted Buy me a drink, I'm planning to get retarded Anyways I'm off, you better not get me started But you better check the present I left in your parent's garden [Hook] Ain't trying to get ??? Anything that you tell me to do You and me got something good Don't worry about how it looks It ain't like we're new to this Slow down, let me give you a kiss Baby come, gonna take my time Lay back and let your body recline [Verse 2] Yeah, Dudes with no teeth are like, free schixchty If I got kidnapped they'd say, Free 60 I brush my teeth with colgate, 360 I only play the xbox, 360 Yeah that's right, Bill Gates did a guest spot But I'm sueing him for not putting me in the press shots I'll change my rap name to 'thingy ma bob' So it sounds weird when anybody's givin' me props "hey, thingy ma bobs dope" Yeah this kid is a fox, I'm so good I mack girls While I'm flipping em' off Only big in Australia, Like Erin Mcnaught is Nah, I'm f**ing universal banging Jennifer Hawkins And cats say that I'll never make it platinum So I'll buy my sh** enough times to make it happen The Aussie scene will probably hate my rappin' Cause really I'm a pommy, I just fake my accent "f** off ye' twat c*nt" [Hook] [Bridge (spoken)] Yeah, hey Joel Do you reckon you could just Let the beat play for a little bit man I'm gonna whip out my Yazz flute and show Ron Burgundy how to do it Hey check this out, ready? [Verse 3] You all envy me, I'm rap's MCG Cos that's where I like to walk my pet TV, "good boy" I gotta say this is the best CD "? vagina p**y" I'm the MVP, I'll be chillin' at the barber shop Trying to have a threesome with Tara Moss and Lara Croft, "Womb Raider" I'm gonna tell you why I'm hard to stop You know why?, Its cos my motherf**in' cars a dog And he's silent looking for a parking spot That's the only time you'll ever hear his barking stop "silence" I'm at the vet clinic, tryin' to book my next visit For my pet midget,for havin' s** with it Chillin with black panthers, coppin lap dances "get the f** out b**h, you don't meet my fat standards!" I'm a pa**ionate rapper I'm Matt candid In every interview I do, I only rap answers [Outro] "So 360, where did you grow up?" "Hey yo Melbourne" "Ok and ah how long Have you been rapping for?" "yeah, yo, about 14 years" Hahaha yeeeees Ask your mother cos she knows it She's seen it, she's done it She's lived it and she's loved it That's how it goes b**h, 360 Recognise, Identify or step aside Motherf**er, ok