Joe Pecora - f** lyrics

[Verse 1] Shat my pants on a date Hundred dollars for a plate She left me with the bill to pay That's how you know when it's [Hook] f**ed f** f** f** [Verse 2] Dropped my wallet on the train Phone was hacked the other day Followed by the NSA It's not my p**n but I'm [Hook] f**ed f** f** f** [Verse 3] Zipped my flyer to my dong Wrote myself a sh**ty song Captured by the Viet-Kong I don't even know what is happening but it's [Hook] f**ed f** f** f** [Outro] f** I missed it? Again? f** What are you doing here? f** this place, f** this song What is this sh**? f**ing god damn it, f**ing go home Rub one out