Joe Keyser - Tug Of War Intestines lyrics

"Rivers of gore, rivers of gore...ah hahahahah!" Driving my automobile, watch out for that moose Ramming it head on, turn over in a ditch Nearly fatal blast, left me paralyzed In my hospital room I'm waiting for the family Children left unattended, they just want to chop my up They are both laughing as my guts are strewn across the floor Hacky sack heart and monkey in the middle liver Hot potato pancreas, these are games with my guts! Kick-ball kidneys, leap-frog lungs, soccar stomachs Tennis ball tongues, tug of war intestines Volleyball, baseball, and shot-put with my head Testicle golfing, they're 15 under par, sanguine sports Tug of war, my grandchidren do adore Tug of war intestines