Joe Boyle - Cruisin' For Crazy lyrics

The Breakfast Monkey is shown against a yellow and red background next to the episode's title. VOICEOVER: The Breakfast Monkey in... "Cruisin' For Crazy!" INT: DINER Luncha Lunche is standing in a diner with blue and pink decor. The Breakfast Monkey flies into the room, seeing Luncha Lunche. THE BREAKFAST MONKEY: Did I hear breakfast? Oh, it's you! Luncha Lunche, world-famous Spanish wrestling man! LUNCHA LUNCHE: Sì, como esta ustede? THE BREAKFAST MONKEY: Oh, silly man! Your language makes no sense to me! Would you like some eggs? LUNCHA LUNCHE: No, un tostados con queso, por favor. THE BREAKFAST MONKEY: French toast and powdered sugar? An excellent way to start off your day! LUNCHA LUNCHE: No, un tostados con queso, por favor. THE BREAKFAST MONKEY: Pancakes and cream! The Breakfast Monkey's apron morphs into a flannel shirt and a beanie appears on his head. THE BREAKFAST MONKEY: It will make you big and strong, like the lumberjacks! LUNCHA LUNCHE (SLOWLY): I would like one grilled cheese. The Breakfast Monkey's attire reverts to an apron and a beret. THE BREAKFAST MONKEY: Sausage and eggs! At this point, Luncha Lunche cannot hold back his frustration. LUNCHA LUNCHE: Give me the grilled cheese! THE BREAKFAST MONKEY: No! A man appears next to Luncha Lunche, holding a fork with a pancake. MAN: Psst, do what the monkey says. LUNCHA LUNCHE: No! I will not eat the breakfast foods! I will only eat the grilled cheese! THE BREAKFAST MONKEY: Settle down! LUNCHA LUNCHE: No, I will not settle down! You have the bread to make the toast, you have the cheese! Make me the grilled cheese! THE BREAKFAST MONKEY: An omelette with toast! I can make it with cheese! Angrily, Luncha Lunche grabs The Breakfast Monkey. LUNCHA LUNCHE: Listen to me, Monkey! A magical twirling sound is heard as Luncha Lunche's head turns into a stack of pancakes. LUNCHA LUNCHE: Aaahh! You turned my head into a stack of pancakes! Luncha Lunche storms out of the diner. LUNCHA LUNCHE: For this I will destroy your city! EXT: STREETS Luncha Lunche starts wreaking havoc on the town, while The Breakfast Monkey observes and gasps. LUNCHA LUNCHE: I will kick the fire hydrants! I will pick up the cars! THE BREAKFAST MONKEY: Oh no! Luncha Lunche is destroying the city! What will I do? Luncha Lunche begins jumping on cars. LUNCHA LUNCHE: And I will smash them! Aaahh! Crazy Boy falls from the sky onto a car, riding Tinkle Fish. CRAZY BOY: Ahoy there, dirty scoundrel! Someone sure is making a racket! And who might you be, little magic flying goblin? THE BREAKFAST MONKEY: I am The Breakfast Monkey! And who might you be? CRAZY BOY: Well, my name's Crazy Boy, and this here's Tinkle Fish! THE BREAKFAST MONKEY: And why is he called Tinkle Fish? CRAZY BOY: Well, he's got a problem with his bladder! THE BREAKFAST MONKEY: And why are you called Crazy Boy? CRAZY BOY: Well, I'm sure glad you asked that, little egg monkey! Crazy Boy starts strumming his guitar. CRAZY BOY (SINGING): Well, when I was a young boy, I put smart plugs in my mouth! I would do kinda funny things, smelling feet and pa**ing out! Well, here's a little diddy that I'm sure you're gonna like! 'Cause I ain't got no underpants and I'm headed down to [?]! A chorus of random objects, including corn and an apple, sings along when Crazy Boy sings the word "cruisin'." CRAZY BOY (SINGING): Cruisin'! Cruisin' nine to five! Cruisin'! It goes on and on and on! Cruisin'! Cruisin' for crazy! My head's [?] gone and lost the world! Yee-haw! The Breakfast Monkey excitedly claps, and is unaware that Luncha Lunche has appeared behind him. CRAZY BOY: Woah! Who's that? LUNCHA LUNCHE: Do not be alarmed, little monkey. Everything makes perfect sense to me now. Let's go and spread breakfast to the world, together! THE BREAKFAST MONKEY: Yay! Luncha Lunche and Crazy Boy get on Tinkle Fish, ready to fly away. THE BREAKFAST MONKEY: Everyone ready? Up, up, and away! The Breakfast Monkey leads the way for Tinkle Fish, who begins flying behind him, carrying Crazy Boy and Luncha Lunche. THE BREAKFAST MONKEY: Dear city, I give to you... the wholesome cereal! Cereal begins raining down over a crowd of citizens. CROWD: Yay! The gang flies over a man eating a sandwich. THE BREAKFAST MONKEY: This isn't lunch time - it is breakfast time! The Breakfast Monkey turns the man's sandwich into a cinnamon roll. RANDOM PERSON (OFF-SCREEN): He's Danish! The group flies over a field of pigs. THE BREAKFAST MONKEY: It's magic! It's bacon! The Breakfast Monkey turns the pigs into plates of bacon. He and his friends then hover over a car, which The Breakfast Monkey places giant waffles on top of. THE BREAKFAST MONKEY: It's waffles! CAR OWNER: Yay! The Breakfast Monkey makes syrup fall from the sky. THE BREAKFAST MONKEY: It's syrup! MAN: Aw, that's sticky! THE BREAKFAST MONKEY: I love the smell of maple syrup in the morning! CRAZY BOY: Fly, you rascal! Fly! The screen turns black, with "fin" written in white.