Jock Cheese - You Guarantee Fame With Two First Names lyrics

Some people sleep their way to fame Some stay celibate, Some try talent, Some use luck, Some are picked by fate People seem to want to know how to capture fame I've found the answer here you go just have two first names Two first names you bet your arse That's the secret key If you want to take your place amongst the world's celebrities Two first names you do it now the deed poll is a factor Become as worthless to the world as a model or an actor It's good to know that fame dont come and pick people at random If celebs aren't worth what they've got surely to god we'd can em Though fame's a case of damn hard work talent, sk** and knowin' If all that above dont work just change your cognomen The answer is just have two first names John, where he went wrong