JJ712 Games - The Plot Thief: A METROID Rap lyrics

[JJ712 - Samus] You may have heard of a series called Metroid I'm the protagonist you can't avoid There are many games and they're not unusual Because our plot is really original What? You've seen the plot before? Oh, f** you Hollywood, you motherf**ing who*e Take all your "Alien" movies and burn 'em in the ditch Mother Brain, oh my god, get away from her you b**h! The surprise isn't that I'm female It's that Hollywood stole every detail Of Metriod into the "Alien" movies They even stole my pixelated b**bies Don't take "Metriod VS Bowser", our upcoming game Oh, what the f**? A.V.P. is already made? Um... Yes, it's true, they stole from US They took our plots and threw us under the bus [Dragon - Narrarator] So Samus went to Hollywood and was bad-a** Her b**bies were bouncing and so was her a** She took her cannon to the set of the new "Alien" movie The director couldn't stop staring at Samus's b**bies She said... [JJ712 - Samus] Lemme take your script, it belongs to Nintendo If you don't give it to me, it will be your end-o [Dragon - Narrarator] The director said "b**bs" and Samus opened fire She shot them off to space, and even higher She said... [JJ712 - Samus] New Metroid game, here I come "Alien" will no longer be number one Well, I gotta go, my new sequel awaits I gotta be at Nintendo, there's no time to waste I just k**ed some motherf**ers who are very lame Now I get to k** even more in my new-a** game!