How was I even supposed to know That you were on your way and that you were so close to home You caught me with the knife in my hand and the bloody glove Now delve into the mind of a man and the study of… (a cheater!) Repeating offender, keep reading the end of the book first And it looks worse, even if we remember To look back in the embers of a house burnt to the ground A man caught in the act that tries turning it around Sorry, is how I’m gonna feel It’d be glorious if the story wasn’t real Fill an auditorium and listen to every gory detail And at the end, just leave enough room for me to bail Naughty, naughty, I’m so bad I murder everything in my path You’re my girl but I’m just a boy So everything beautiful will be destroyed This is like the worst thing that ever happened to me You’re like the coolest girl ever, so what’s happening to me 'Cause this is like the worst thing that ever happened to me You scream across the room you “hate me” so pa**ionately Ok, I feel better now that we discussed it Why are you looking at me all disgusted? What do you mean I’m just a manipulative little son of a b**h? What do you mean I’m not to be trusted? I’m basically a saints angel next to you I don’t know every person that’s calling and texting you I don’t know when you’re working and when you’re with the next guy What do you say we let this little bit of s** slide? This is like the worst thing that ever happened to me She can’t take the word “s*ut” and just attach it to me She’s screaming at me like I stuck her f**ing cat in a tree Her head is in her hands crying so fashionably This is like the worst thing that ever happened to me You’re like the coolest girl ever, so what’s happening to me 'Cause this is like the worst thing that ever happened to me You scream across the room you “hate me” so pa**ionately OMG you hate me I know it I shoulda never… Tried but inside I really thought I was clever… Sever… the ties and so dies the rose, But when a rose dies the rose dies forever. Riding on the feather of a raven Floating to the perch of a tombstone, engraving: “Nobody Could Save Him.” But is it really so serious? Give me a second chance and we’ll learn from the experience This is like the worst thing that ever happened to me She can’t take the word “s*ut” and just attach it to me She’s screaming at me like I stuck her f**ing cat in a tree Her head is in her hands crying so fashionably This is like the worst thing that ever happened to me You’re like the coolest girl ever, so what’s happening to me Cause this is like the worst thing that ever happened to me You scream across the room you “hate me” so pa**ionately