Jinks - Rap Genius qualifying round 0 lyrics

Hi im Brian Jinks And I'm a… White daddys worst nightmare Don't care if his height 6'5 and he think he fly like buzz lightyear Still get invited inside your house after slapping your spouse And leaving mud tracks on your mattress and couch Meaning I'm the meanest and the nicest out Enter my median comedian ill body your craft Left the intermediate karate cla** whooped everyones a** Go ahead laugh but what i find funny is the fact Your own girl gave the name sam jack to my shaft Spit sicker than a knack for carved faces of all races Feelings starvation after ingesting salts straight from your bath Playing with a toy yoda from star wars in a toyota with bar who*es Drunk as f** kicking the sh** outta my car doors I wanted a night out, they broke fights out All because i told them hoes do each other i don't like trout King henry to y'all but y'all can call me duke energy the enemy So pay me my respect as an mc or I'm putting everybody's lights out Yeah