Jimmy Kimmel - Christmastime in the LBC lyrics

[Verse 1: Jimmy Kimmel (as Snoop)] Yeah it's me, the motherf**ing D.O.G With some sh** about the baby double G.O.D. (Yeah) Back in the day in the Bethlehood (D.E.C. deuce five) That sh** was all good You know this family was Holy, Moly The Virgin Mary was roly, poly (Three wise motherf**ers on their way) Bringing gifts and sh** for baby boo in the hay (But there was danger, evil n***as in the manger) Word, the evil king was on they a** They packed their sh** and got the f** out fast, yeah (Little kid was ok) So now my homie, Dr. Dre and me, we celebrate that day [Hook] (Christmastime In the LBC) Fat n***a in a Sleigh giving sh**s away, Yeah (Christmastime In the LBC) I got a gift for yo a**, what did you get me? Motherf**er [Verse 2: Jimmy Kimmel (as Snoop)] Let it snow, let it snow, let it snow I told that motherf**er Santa bring a pick for my afro And here's the rest of my Christmas list I want a black, motherf**ing, Lexus And for my homies down the way I say, bring a gang of Tanqueray (Yeah, bring that sh** for Dr. Dre) Me and my n***as down in LBC We'll smoke that motherf**ing Christmas tree Silent night, holy night All is calm, cause this b**h be tight (and white) Saint Nick, pick some chronic for Slick Rick But don't pack a sack for my n***a 2Pac (That's whack) [Hook] (Christmastime In the LBC) You like this package ho, I wrapped it nice with a bow, yeah (Christmastime In the LBC) It's Chrizzim-izza-izz with a dope O.G., you know what I'm sayin'? [Verse 3: Jimmy Kimmel (as Snoop)] Deck the halls, and nibble on my jingle balls (Merry Christmas Charlie Brown) Snoop takin' Lucy down to Cootchie Town (Oh, the weather outside was frightful) But on my dick you're so delightful I got my nuts on your chest where they rest Want some eggnog, b**h? This n***a's taste the best It's sweet like a motherf**ing candy cane Snoop Dogg, hangin' low (With a jimmy like a great dane) Ho, ho, motherf**ing, ho! Get on your knees b**h now I'll show you where this goes (Yeah, put your jimmy in the motherf**ing chimney) I stick my yuletide log in your a** And then we dress up nice and go to midnight ma** [Hook] (Christmastime In the LBC) Rat-tat-tat-tat-tat please bring this n***a a gat, yeah (Christmastime In the LBC) Merry Christmas motherf**ers from the S-N-Deuce-O-P (yeah) (Christmastime In the LBC) And happy Hizzanukkahs to all the Jewish motherf**ers You know what I'm sayin'? Shalom (Christmastime In the LBC) We out