Jimmy Fallon - Troll Doll Jingles lyrics

[Jimmy Fallon with a British Accent] Hello, my name is Jimmy Fallon And welcome back to the audition for Troll Productions Inc. Remember we are looking for a jingle, for our new line of troll dolls, A jingle, alright thank you for coming to the audition, but first up U2 [Jimmy Fallon as U2] Uh! Uh! Troll Doll out on the street Got no job got no money Got no shoes on their feet Troll Doll Troll Doll Aight! Uh! [Jimmy Fallon with a British Accent] Thank you, next up, the audition we have, the 4 Non Blondes [Jimmy Fallon as 4 Non Blondes] 25 years I'll be 30 years old I'm 5 and I'm sitting here playing with this troll This troll That I got for Christmas And so I'm playing with his shirt and I'm playing with his hair I'm gonna play with my friend, so I'll put you right there And I'll be back, I'll be back in a minute But when I come back around my troll's not there And I remember his shirt and his long pink hair And I scream at the top of my lungs "My Troll is Gone" And I say hey ay ay ay Hey ay ay I say hey, My Troll is gone.. [Jimmy Fallon with a British Accent] Thank you, that's all now...next up for the audition are, R.E.M [Jimmy Fallon as R.E.M.] That's it in the window That Troll is a Blue Light special Here at K-Mart can't wait to get it... Oh no it costs too much I don't have enough [Jimmy Fallon with a British Accent] Thank you, next up, uh, next up is the, the Counting Crows [Jimmy Fallon as Counting Crows] Sha la la la la la ya Woah ho Yeah Got this this doll he's a friend of mine He's always there when I need him, Mr.Troll We go out for a walk some times And we take a walk We take a walk, Yeah Mr. Troll and me, Cruisin' around the streets of Boston And we get lost sometimes But we don't know how it's a sold out show.. And we're Sha la la la la la la la la la Mr. Troll and me, Gonna be a Big Star [Jimmy Fallon with a British Accent] Next up, uh, next up, uh, Coldplay [Jimmy Fallon as Coldplay] I bought a Troll I bought a Troll for you The one you wanted was blue But they only had Yellow You guys! 1, 2, 3, 4....! [Audience] I bought a Troll I bought a Troll for you The one you wanted was blue But they only had Yellow [Jimmy Fallon with a British Accent] Next up, uh, haha, oh great, next up, uh, next up for the audition, Alanis Morisette [Jimmy Fallon as Alanis Morisette] I wanted a Troll Doll but I didn't have money to pay for it. So we decided to steal it, A five-finger discount And run for it. But you, you got away And I was indicted Because of a Troll Doll [Jimmy Fallon with a British Accent] Next up, um, next up the, the Dave Matthews Band [Jimmy Fallon as Dave Matthews Band] I say I went to a toy store Got a Troll for my kid I fell asleep and they locked me in Yeah Yeah Yeah Now I'm stuck inside Because here I have been shopping for a long long time Tridding Trodden Trolls for a long long time Open up this toy store and let me out Little Baby! [Jimmy Fallon with a British Accent] Thank you very much, I appreciate it, goodnight everybody!!