Jim Carrey - Grinch Schedule (Dialogue) lyrics

The nerve of those Whos! Inviting me done there, on such short notice! Even if I wanted to go my SCHEDULE Wouldn't allow it! One o'clock, Wallow in self pity Four thirty, Stare into the abyss Five o'clock, Solve world hunger; Tell no one Five thirty, Jazz-ercise Six thirty, dinner with me. I can't cancle that again! Seven o'clock, wrestle with my self-loathing... I'm booked! Well if I bump the loathing to to nine I could still be done in time to lay in bed and stare at the ceiling and slip slowly into madness... But what would I wear!!