Jill Sobule - Bitter lyrics

I could slip, I could fall In that mean and awful hall With the other jealous b**hes And the bitter grumbling men I could sneer, I could glare say that life is so unfair And the one who made it, made it 'cause her breasts were really big [Chorus] Well I don't want to get bitter I don't want to turn cruel I don't want to get old before I have to I could b**h, I could moan Say I want to be left alone But that's not really true, Because I like my time with you Till you rant and you rave Wishing fat folks to their grave But I feel sorry for them You say they get what they deserve [Chorus] And I don't want to get jaded Petrified and weighted I don't want to get bitter like you Like you, with the darts in your eyes Like you, with disdain for mankind I was charmed, now I wonder [Chorus] So I'll smile with the rest Wishing everyone the best And know the one who made it, Made it 'cause she was actually pretty good [Chorus] And I don't want to get jaded Petrified and weighted I don't want to get bitter like you [Chorus] And I don't want to get jaded Petrified and weighted I don't want to get bitter like you