Jibjab - Big Box-mart lyrics

To the tune of Oh, Suzannah [Chinese gong] Oh, it starts with sweatshop labor in a foreign factory, And gets back on a vessel and shipped over the sea It's loaded onto trailers and it's spread across the map, Big Box-Mart is the place I go to buy all of my crap. Oh Big Box-Mart, what do you have for me? I come to the Big Box-Mart And they sell crap the cheapest with their discounts guaranteed. When I With a wallet full of credit cards, I never leave deprived. Oh Big Box-Mart, thank you for serving me. But my house is full of crap now and it used to be emp-ty. The next day at the factory, the news was very grim. My job was being outsourced to the slums of East Beijing. Management was streamlining the company org[anization] chart. We gotta make crap cheap enough to sell to Big Box-Mart! Oh Big Box-Mart, look what you We I still go to Big Box-Mart. Yes, I These days you My dreams of our retirement have gone up in a blaze, and I Oh Big Box-Mart, what have ya sold to me? We used to be your customers, now we Oh Big Box-Mart, my paycheck re-minds me Your everyday low prices have a price They aren (Song ends, he pops out like Porky Pig) Paper or plastic?