Jibjab - 2006 Year in Review lyrics

Welcome to our show We're happy that you're here To hear us sing a song About this crazy year! There was violence in Iraq Trouble in Afghanistan And Brangelina had a kid And started their own clan! Osama hides, Britney rides Saddam lost his case Remember when Dick Cheney Shot that one guy in the face? Phone call scans! Liquid bans! Chavez blew a nut! In the year 2006 The world was nuckin' futs! Tom Cruise got the axe The Thai had quite a coup I learnеd at summer camp Mel Gibson hates thе Jews! Haggart fell from grace, Zarqawi bit the dust And the Google guys bought YouTube For a couple billion bucks! (Woo-hoo!) Did you hear? This past year Castro nearly croaked And Ariel Sharon suffered A hemorrhagic stroke Abramoff! Tom Delay! Freezers full of cash! My Congressman IMd me For a picture of my ass! Paris swore off sex Religious wars abound Kim Jung lit a bomb Somewhere underground E-Coli in our food Ken Lay died after trial Lance Bass announced that he prefers Alternative lifestyles! (Whee!) Did you hear? This past year Rummy got the can The Dems took over Congress I don't think they have a plan! Israel! Hezbollah! Iran wants a bomb! The way that things are headin' Armageddon won't be long! It really won't be long! (Yeah!)