Jethro Tulls Ian Anderson - Banker Bets, Banker Wins lyrics

Education, micro-managed MBA: a doddle mastered City-bound, Canary Wharf A cushy number, fluky ba*tard Banker bets and banker wins, never missed yet, for all his sins Hedge funds, wraps and equities Lackeys, aides in fierce attendance Trusts and gilts, reserve currencies Liquid gold in safe ascendance Banker bets and banker wins, never missed yet, for all his sins Treat myself to quality time, test a porsche and snort a line Eat Hermione for lunch Set that glum PA a-jumping Book front row tickets for something after we munch Fast-tracked futures, hard-nut traders Feeding frenzy, pigs a-troughing Fuelled by forecasts, and hot share options Big fat bonus in the offing Draconian calls for regulation Are drowned in latte with Starbucks muffin Mortgage melt-down: non est mea culpa Threatened exit, stage left, laughing... Banker bets and banker wins, never missed yet, for all his sins Banker bets, cheque's in the post: not worth the ink it's written in