Jet 2 - Latin America lyrics

[Chorus] Bailo, yo puede bailo, me encanta bailo [Verse 1] Jet 2 so smooth, it's like I talk when I spit Tell them other cats, "boy you don't cha cha like this" I am so courageous, others wouldn't try this I'm at the Tostitos Bowl, tell 'em salsa my sh** Spicy. Living la vida loca in la cabeza So when it comes to trouble, I look ford' like Melissa Cause I'm a clever n**ie, mind sharper than some scissors I can change it all, well that explains it all like Clarissa And I see this lil' shawty and I really gotta get her man Cause she the smoothest kid in school, she hotter than Pepper Ann When shawty bossa nova, she look hotter than some Sizzler And she make me wanna drench her up and hit some tongue twisters, damn She be like "is you really doing tongue twisters man?" Hell yeah, grab the hair, I blow it up like Afghanistan La la la la la la la la la la la la bamba man I'mma beast it up and have her feeling like she in Mufasa' land Sometimes I'm a Jacka**, cause I'm trying to Viva la Bam Cause shawty looking hot like she just got a tan (God damn) So I'mma just beat that up with my bat-man (Robin) Treat her little thing like the Bat mobile and (hop in) But if she prefer the alternative, she could just hop on I touch her and give her the freeze tag like tubs of hot rocks I just gotta toss the hard rock like hop-scotch Then I leave her speechless like dot dot dot dot Hehehehe, baby laugh, but I ain't talkin' 'bout baby names Cause even if I was a baby, I'd probably just say the same Thing that I just said I just said if I was a baby, I'd say the same thing that I just said Enough said Oh sh**, it made sense, that's why I ain't been the same since I know y'all like "I could've sworn that babies couldn't say sh**!" Well babies can say sh**, say sh**; sh**- hehe Stuff still swing, after I hit, she miss me Words are so charming, but I ain't talkin' 'bout spells yo I mean I just talk, oh doesn't that ring a bell though Holly lives in Highland, doesn't that mean she Melrose? Nah, that's Hollywood, but Sunset is hot as hell though Fasten her like velcro. Leave the room up in the 70s like an El Co Or Kelso. Instead the room is hot enough to melt though Ooh, you know she felt those And I ain't talking back bumper when I hit the tailbone Hold my caucascus that's about what I tell her Then deposit me. ATM, that's about what I tell 'er Then I melt her from the surface to beneath it like a welter Cause they say that all men are dogs. Well grr R-O-F-L, L-M-A-O, L-O-L, and S-M-H. H-A-H-A, B-R-B, B-A-K Now put up the away so everybody can read what I say And I'mma say I'm crying so they'd be thinking "is he okay?" Y'all know y'all all did it before, at least once. Don't lie And if that away was true, then A-W-W, don't cry Sad face, you can relax, or dance and let the record play And watch Jet 2 rip a latin beat, I'm doing record pace Yo tengo uno pregunta, you like my spanish eh? Yo, tu, ella, nosotros, too hard to conjugate Feminine and masculine, now words are tryna consummate? A B C D, now who you tryna complicate? I just let 'em come right out, now who be trying to comtemplate? And when I see the ladies, they be telling me "she not a plate!" Too late, all gone, who ate? Jet 2! Nah, I'm only two, my n***a Don't be trying to be placing it on me, y'all know it ain't true my n***a Aye yo', I'mma keep it real like; I'd say the same thing if it was real life And since this is real life, I just said the same thing Which means, even vending machines couldn't change me Please don't lick the wrapper, there's a message in the plastic She still picks Nix, she's checking into cashing And she be my supply, she got me checking for a ration Ride me like a one horse open sleigh, yeah we dashing W-W-E oowee, you see us wrestling Inside a cabin, but it ain't in Aspen It's all the way in Latin America if you asking From Guatemala to Tegucigalpa speaking Spanish Then to Nicaragua, I sip her like some agua I'm spitting like palabra, I don't know what that means 'Akuna matata, she tell me don't stop, I Take her to El Salva-dor and drink Horchata Y'all can eat caca, I'm eating pupusas And I ain't sharing my meal with none of you guys Huge smile, whatever you call it cause When we go one on one it makes it better for all of us Where is Kyla Pratt? You can tell her I said that Now where is Damon Wayans, just tell him I said the same thing I said to Kyla Pratt, what I say to Kyla Pratt? If you forgot, rewind it back I think that'll remind you and I relax reclining back One eye closed like pirate patches What's the catch? sh** I'm a catch 22 like a spanish novella With a twist, a soap opera couldn't clean this up I don't think you would clean this up Cause that means, uh You would have to clean a whole bunch of spit up I'm spitting until I hiccup, I hiccup until I spit up The sh** that was just the hiccup The hiccup was just the sh** that I spit up before the hiccup So do I have the hiccups? Hell yeah, n***a See the way he spitting, you can tell that man vicious Big nuts, big dreams, to hell with ambitions [Chorus] [Outro] (Laughing) oh sh**