Jess Klein - Flirting lyrics

The boss didn't like me Cause I refused to flirt He paid me peanuts And treated me like dirt He said but we could work it out So what do you say I thought I bet at 5pm This gets subtracted from my pay But I said Hey hey Flirt with this I am a certified hardcore b**h And I do not want approval from you But I'll let you live and thats the only favor I'm gonna do I sing myself to sleep I sing myself awake It's a woodenbelly hustle He says shake a baby shake And I guess I shook it too hard in a public place Cause he was breathing down my neck With his arm around my waist And his slimey intentions were ozzing from his face He said whats a pretty girl like you doing without a man I said why don't you ask my girlfriend She'll help you understand And I said Hey Hey Flirt with this I am a certified hardcore b**h And I do not want attention from you But I'll let you live and that's the only favor I'm gonna do Serving food to a man with a top ten list on his chest Top ten reasons why beer is better than women What? God Reason number one beer always tastes fresh I spit in his salad so that it was better dressed Reason number two beer labels don't put up a fight I looked at the carving knife and thought I just might So I rang up his order and what did I say Thank you for raping me with your shirt And have a nice day He said relax girly don't you like to flirt And I said no bagels and lox for you pal Yeah I said Hey Hey Flirt with this I am a certified hardcore b**h And I do not care for your point of view But I'll let you live and you'll consider yourself lucky too So sing it with me ladies Theres no need to be afraid A bad attitude can really brighten up your day Some man tries to get you to hang your head in shame Just give him the boot Yeah reclaim the name that brought you to fame And say Hey Hey Flirt with this I am a certified hardcore b**h And I do not want any sh** from you But I'll let you live and that's the only favor I'm gonna do