Jerry Douglas - Two Small Cars in Rome lyrics

Two small cars in Rome Oh baby if I ever get home I'm gonna wipe this experience From my memory Just you wait and see It happened on a summer saturday night I was feelin' alright The moment fit me like a noose... You should have seen the sight of me Swimmin' in the fountain of Trevi My birthday suit a little loose.. Those little fiat scooter cars Zippin' round like little shooting stars Bouncin' off the cobblestone streets of Trastevere Like little ping pong balls Oh, how I miss the mega malls Back home in old virginny fulla giant cars Those two small cars in Rome Found me and tried to take me home I knew them girls weren't Italian .....just by seein' .... But I swear I knew what I was doin' by the Colliseum But them two small cars in Rome They got everything I brought from home Dropped me off on the Appian Way My red eyes meetin' the light of day... And I crawled back to the steps of the Pantheon Without a lira or a ticket outta town Them two small cars in Rome Ruin'd me like a circus maximus clown And now the Carabinieri says "mi dica...." And I say "no, they took that, too..." Oh honey wire that money soon I'd rather be on the dark side o' the moon Than here in Rome Oh, honey get me home