Jenny Lewis - Aloha & the Three Johns lyrics

Well the phone is gonna ring and you tell them I'm not home Will you water the ferns and feed the fish out in the pond? I'm gonna get mean if you don't stop singing that Hawaiian song How can you hear me scream if you still got your headphones on? Is this the beginning of our vacation? Or is this the end of our relationship? Is this the end? Is this the end? And John's been avidly reading Slash's bio There was a TV set smashed out in front of his room I didn't ask, I led a solo charge down to the sea Where the fast-food trash and tourists made me fear and loath it Is this the beginning of their aging? Or is this the end of civilization? Is this the end? Is this the end? And if there's no ring, I will have to say "Good Bye." Nah, I'm just playing John, I look terrible in white You better hide the weed because the maid is at the door And I can see a John getting a hand job on the balcony below Is this the beginning of expectation? Or is this the end of our vacation? Is this the end? Is this the end? And we'll be drinking Kava Drinking Kava, on the plane And we'll be getting farther Getting farther, from this place