Jenna Marbles - Everything Is Glue lyrics

Everything is glue Everything is glue Don't believe me? I'll show you That, everything is glue "Jenna, what are you talking about?" "Don't worry. Just listen okay?" This is Kermit That turned into Cermet Cloose, Caboose, Clue, Glue stick Peach is a weach And now she is a Paesh Paesh, poo, glue, glue stick These are b**bs But b**bs can be moobs Noobs, nudes, gloo, glue stick You are my friend And you're on the internet Net, gnat, newt, glue stick Marble likes to gargle On the chicken that he gobbles While he woobles, Bobbles, balls, bills, booze, pews, glue stick My name is Jenna And you know what smells bad? Henna, Hannah, Hooters, hallway, hooker, ho, hot glue gun Glen, gland, sweat, blood, red, blue, Glue Close Den, Ben, Bane, Benz, Denzel Washinglue Everything is glue And everyone is glue If you put us all together then you get Crazy glue Don't eat with your hands You should get a gluutensil Wanna go to seaworld and free Willy Shamgluestick Glue isn't new, cause it's Gluegun Oldman Family Guy, flew glue, Gluey Griffin, Seth McGlue Leonardo Dicaprison, Kate Winsgluegun Go into the Congo and see Gorilla Glue You can staple tape, sew velcro, stick, hammer, nail glue Draw a face, cut it out, glue it on, new face Everything is glue and everyone is glue If you all stick together, love eachother, then we're glue Want a room with a view Nice to meet you, how are you? What size is your shoe? Choo-Choo, it's a train Feed my dogs lots of food How many good men are glue? I like the Red Sox, but not the blue I can turn anything into glue "Why are you doing this Jenna????" Shut up and don't ask questions! My boyfriend is Julieulieu This is Ryan Higlue, Pewdiepigluegun, Tyler Oakgluey It's glue, Gluezell, Miranda Glues, Shane Dawglue, The Fine Glues Kingsglue, iJustglue I just glue too We all glue I love Blues Glues Thanks Obanagluestick Is your person a girl? Guess Glue In the study with the rope It's the game of Clue gun Wash your hands lots so you don't get flustick Wanna go on vacation? How about Peru? I like the movie Anchorman with Christina Appleglue Don't stop and smell the roses, you stop and smell the glue Just kidding don't sniff glue Cause, you are glue Don't sniff yourself Rule #1: No smelling people Rule #2 is glue I got an award in college for being glue I am glue, you are glue, boom, ba, doom, ba, superglue Why have s** with lube? When you could use glue What's brown and sticky? A brown glue stick Around the world in eighty days on my air glue stick We aren't humans. We're glumans In the Milky Way Galaxglue The glueniverse The horse head nebuglue Oh look! over there It's Halley's Comegluestick It only comes once in a glue moon The moon is made of cheese, which is also known as glue This video's on gluetube Everything is glue and everyone is glue "JENNA, WHAT THE fu*k IS THIS?" It's glue!!! "You're fired! You're f**ing fired!" "Dangit! f**! f**! f**!"