[Verse 1: Jeff Williams] b**h in black, hard as stone Need no friends, work alone Three on one, but you should've sent four Every time you stand up you're back on the floor A punch in the balls and a kick to the head Get it on boys or you're gonna get dead Think you got sk**s but you're sinking like a stone Next time f**ers you should just stay home [Hook] You can screw Nevada Mess with Maine Leave Hawaii in a puddle of pain You can beat Virginia till she's down on the floor But if you f** with Tex, you'll be on your knees for sure Motherf**er [Verse 2: Jeff Williams] "Advantage: Texas,"--got that right Bet you boys sleep well tonight Lick those wounds, nurse those sores Name reserved and that's who for You got nine lives, she's got ten After that she'll ride again Bit of a bada**, anyone can tell That crazy b**h is Hell's angel [Verse 3: Lamar Hall] Oklahoma beat down Pennsylvania dead and drown Minnesota castigate Ma**achusetts flagellate b**h slap Tennessee D.C. dead, see? Utah is a f**ing mess Oregon in great duress Maryland is on her knees Louisiana? b**h please Mississippi worst day ever North Dakota not much better Missouri in a stranglehold Montana's corpse is getting cold Bleeding time for old Kentucky Indiana not so lucky Vermont could use a four-leaf clover New Jersey, it is almost over Pick up Delaware and slam her Call the meds for Alabama Michigan has been destroyed Ditto that for Illinois New Hampshire should have brought a friend West Virginia's at her end [Verse 4: Jeff Williams] Colorado, crash and burn Kansas, point of no return Georgia's underneath a bus California's really f**ed Idaho and South Dakota Give it up, your time is over Nebraska, cancel all appointments Washington, we've got your ointments Ohio don't stand a chance Wyoming needs a change of pants Rhode Island, you cannot not surmount Puerto Rico--does that even count? Pummel down on Carolina Connecticut, you're such a whiner Arkansas, eat my dust Alaska is a total bust [Hook] You can screw Nevada Mess with Maine Leave Hawaii in a puddle of pain You can beat Virginia till she's down on the floor But if you f** with Tex If you f** with Tex If you f** with Tex, you'll be on your knees for sure Motherf**er