Jeff Marx - My Girlfriend, Who Lives in Canada lyrics

[ROD:] Ohhhh I wish you could meet my girlfriend, my girlfriend who lives in Canada She couldn't be sweeter I wish you could meet her My girlfriend who lives in Canada! Her name is Alberta She live in Vancouver She cooks like my mother And s**s like a Hoover I e-mail her every single day Just to make sure that everything's okay It's a pity she lives so far away, in Canada! Last week she was here, but she had the flu Too bad 'Cause I wanted to introduce her to you It's so sad There wasn't a thing that she could do But stay in bed with her legs up over her head! Oh I wish you could meet my girlfriend But you can't because she is in Canada I love her, I miss her, I can't wait to kiss her So soon I'll be off to Alberta! I mean Vancouver! sh**! Her name is Alberta, she lives in Vancouver She's my girlfriend! My wonderful girlfriend! Yes I have a girlfriend, who lives in Canada! And I can't wait to eat her p**y again!