Jeff foxworthy, bill engvall, ron white & larry the cable guy - I believe - remastered lyrics

Rule number one, if she ain't happy You ain't happy And if she ain't happy long enough You're gonna be unhappy with half your stuff Early on in our marriage When we'd be in the same room for a half hour And she wouldn't say a word to me I would make the mistake of looking at her and go, "What's wrong?" Hoping it was something other than me Now I have learned If we're in the same room for a half hour And she doesn't say a word to me, it's me Now I just go up to her and go, "Baby I realize I have done or said Something stupid and insensitive and while I don't yet know What it is, I would like a chance to go up to my room And think about it for a little while" This game's been played for centuries Ever since Adam fell for Eve The sooner you'll learn, the better off you'll be Just like me, totally committed I've learned early on in our relationship That women are complicated creatures Once I had accepted that It made a lot of things easier for me But I have found that Because women are complicated They like to think men are complicated too You ever hear a group of women talking to each other "Ooo, I wish I knew, what he was really thinking" Ladies I will tell you, what we're really thinking We're really thinking, I'd like a beer and I'd like to see something naked That's all we're thinking You go to a nursing home and see a ninety year old man Going down the hall on a walker That's what he's thinking I'd like a beer and I'd like to see something naked This game's been played for centuries Ooh, not that, not that, not that The sooner you'll learn, the better off you'll be Just like me, totally committed And I do believe women understand men Better than men understand women, don't you? Think about that, how often do you see a man stomp out of a room Crying and have a woman goin', "What, what'd I say? Come back" And I do think men would take advice about relationships But we're not gonna sit down and read magazines about it You got to feed it to us in a way we're we'd accept it Sneak it into the play by play of a baseball game And there's strike three Greg Maddux really looking good today Speaking of looking good fellas from time to time You woman needs to be reminded that she's still looking good to you Hey baby, have I told you lately, you are as pretty as Greg Maddux? This game's been played for centuries Ever since Adam fell for Eve The sooner you'll learn, the better off you'll be Just like me I keep telling you I'm totally committed Now repeat after me, totally committed Now baby what I meant to say is When you're naked you are prettier than Greg Maddux You really are I'm going up to my room