Jeff Bates - My Inlaws Are Outlaws lyrics

Listen here true story my inlaws are outlaws so i stay on my toes cause anything could happen hey anything could go i have to lock up my old toolbox and hide all my fishin' gear cause my inlaws are outlaws and they aint wanted here well she may not be like bonnie and he aint exactly clyde they dont carry tommy guns but they tote big pocket knives i dont turn my back for nothing though theres nothing for me to fear my inlaws are outlaws and they aint wanted here well i call 'em mom and dad and they both call me son well i'd like to call 'em lots of things but i just bite my tongue we say we love each other but Lord knows we aint sincere cause my inlaws are outlaws and they aint wanted here cause he drinks all my whiskey and she drinks all the wine they tell us how to raise our kids while theirs are doin time they've worn out their welcome and my favorite easy chair my inlaws are outlaws and they aint wanted here yeah i bet no one would miss 'em if they just happened to disappear my inlaws are outlaws and they aint wanted here