Jee Juh Beats - Swag (skit) lyrics

(intro) (Alexis) Okay, so here me out What if I made this song, where I was like, talking about what a bada** I am And how thug I am, and you know, I was acting all tough And there'd be like, sirens in the background! And then I'd like, talk about how much swag I got, like you know? Like I'm so cool, and everyone better watch out (Other voice) You're not a thug (Alexis) I could be if I wanted to be (Other voice) Yeah right (Alexis) Listen...... I'm a thug, and everybody knows it If you haven't heard, I guess I need to show it I'm a bada** motherf**er I take all the chicks down Cause they think I'm sweet and innocent, and then I come around You don't wanna mess with me b**h I'll call some defensive lineman and make them flip your switch I don't understand how I became so violent Guess it's rap music and my environment All these stupid hoes always poking their noise into my business, what you doing b**hes? There are few very people, that are born with a certain something that you can't preach, and you can't teach I got it, yeah I got it Can't teach it, you're born with it Look at you, you got it! We got it! Swagger like Mick Jagger sharper than a dagger Swag, we got swag (swag) b**hes, we got swag (swag) Swag, we got swag (we got swag) b**hes, we got swag You got swag, yo! You're damn lucky Only a few people have the real thing The others are pretending I'm not talking about sagging your pants Or walking freakishly slow Swag is a confidence, just thought you should know Everyone says that they have it, well they don't And they don't know what they're in for I'll show them how we ball Hop in the jeep, and take off to the mall I got it, yeah I got it Can't teach it, you're born with it Look at you, you got it! We got it! Swagger like Mick Jagger sharper than a dagger Swag, we got swag (swag) b**hes, we got swag Swag, we got swag (we got swag) b**hes, we got swag I don't know what you're tripping for We got swag higher than the Jersey shore Don't try and get all up in my face b**h You're gonna see me get hella violent I learn everything I know from Drake and Lil Wayne Two rappers ahead of the game No I'm not tatted up, but I'm sure as hell full of luck Swagging to the max, just chilling with my wolfpack High top sneakers on, we in the zone Cause we own all the b**hes in here, yeah you work for us Or we don't give you any of our trust You nice to me, I'm nice to you You can come chill with my crew Unless you don't know what to do Then it s**s to be you Yeah, we got swag You know it I got it, yeah I got it Can't teach it, you're born with it Look at you, you got it! We got it! Swagger like Mick Jagger sharper than a dagger Swag, we got swag (swag) b**hes, we got swag Swag, we got swag (we got swag) b**hes, we got swag I got it, yeah I got it Can't teach it, you're born with it Look at you, you got it! We got it! Swagger like Mick Jagger sharper than a dagger Swag, we got swag (swag) b**hes, we got swag Swag, we got swag (we got swag) b**hes, we got swag (outro) (Alexis) See, I told you! (Other Voice) No one's going to believe that! (Alexis) No, no, they totally believe me (Other Voice) I really don't think so (Alexis) Look at me, I just scream “thug” (Other Voice) Right (Alexis) *laughs* Yeah no, I really don't....