Jay-z - People's Court lyrics

Jigga b*atch Yeah f** Judge Wapner It's Jigga Ya heard? why'all n***as in violation of Playa-Hatin Code Section 1001 [ VERSE 1 ] Yo, I gives a f** if you traumed up Dom Perrignon'ed up n***as from where want what? One slip'll get your cherry bombed up I got heavy arm And my n***as Homicide and Deadly Calm in the cut be , test your dumb blonde luck f** with the wrong one Shawn Gun, harm one, two f** why'all wan' do? ba*tards, n***as know I blast quick As if why'all had to ask - sh** Get your a** twist It's the rap's El Niño, get your brain splitted And I don't like p**y well enough to hang with it You ain't with it, same sh**, they Can't f** with the languaddage Soon as the slang's spitted If you came you get it Plain as a game with them thangs with it On co-sign and the whole nine Leave you where I find yo a** - lost with no signs You're so wrong I'm the last n***a to roll on Got a vest on, went to Folsom When you guess wrong I'ma press one Muthaf**a [ CHORUS ] f** the judge, f** the jury When you're warin with me It's People's Court, we hold court in the street I gives a f** about the D.A. When you see Jay Better crawl for your heat It's People's Court, we hold court in the street Ya heard me? f** the judge, f** the jury When you're warin with me It's People's Court, we hold court in the street I gives a sh** about the plaintiff n***a, dangerous, watch your langauge with me It's People's Court, we hold court in the street [ VERSE 2 ] I give a sh** if it's small claims like stealin your b**h Or if it's Supreme Court like stealin your bricks Look, my guns is all-range, more pain Indifferential, whether you're big money or small change When I co*k it - ball game My pistals never miss-trial, here's the determent With no chance of parole bullets comin concurrent I'm like "Why, n***a, try Jigga?" You must remember It's like bein on trial for your life with a public defender Let the jury fill the seats up and start the court calendar off With docu number 9mm All rise... The Honourable Jay-Z presides Instead of a mallet I hold a tool All objections over-ruled Say your opening arguments, hope you understand it Two guns, right over left, that's how I cross-examine Like Tom Cruise, popppin with the _Top Gun_ you lose Jigga's no lie, and why'all can't handle the truth [ CHORUS ] [ VERSE 3 ] No flow's sicker, no cell can hold Jigga Since I dropped 'Reasonable Doubt' no c**aine convictors No contest in a rhyme fest, I'm best Under oath raise my hand, and I spit it - honest Know our facts for real 'fore why'all decide to act ill When you blow trial ain't no comin back on the pill It's Murder One, bail set at a half a mill It's Murder One, for you backwards muthaf**as: red-rum Committ hate crimes, fake crimes, I hold in contempt You get state time for fakin like you greater than Him So cop a plea to lessen charges, pay your fine at the Desk Sergeant Say you're sorry, then - take your property I be sho' defended, flow splendid, no co-defendant While you n***as hold trial with no motions in it Three time felon, third album, lockin it down for the term Of 'Lifetime', Vol. 2, n***a, court is adjourned [ CHORUS ]