Jay Kila - Horace Mann Homecoming (I'm Drunk) lyrics

[Verse 1] I like Netflix, having s**, playing Tetris But tonight I'm out looking for a spouse So I can show mom that I'm stable now I just ate a mouthful of Ambien Pounding gin I'm with Dave and Tim at the club Yeah it's crazy what - ladies love this 80s stuff So hold up, hang on I'm feeling like I'm James Bond or James Dean James Joyce? James Brown its the same thing I don't pay for drinks - well yeah I do But they know me here - “Hey man it's you!” That dude that you see getting loose like goofy (Ooh wee) Pour me some of those pickle backs I'm sniffing yak to a disco track And this chick just kicked up in the bathroom “Somebody get me a vacuum” I don't have shrooms cuz I ate ‘em all I'm drunk as hell face against the wall And I'm looking up, falling down F*ck it whatcha-ma-call-it pal? [Chorus] Oh yeah I'm drunk Who are you? I'm high Oh yeah I'm drunk Who are you? Goodbye [Verse 2] Feeling weird as f*ck Still at the spot, beer in my cup “Hey where's Dave”? - he's here I thought Nah? That's just a mirror with cloth - whoops I'm sotally tober holding a cobra pose doing yoga on the dance floor Someone get the bartender I'm spending some more Moolah whoo-sah my face on Medusa I'm so high when I close my eyes they go to Saint Lucia Whats new sir? Trying to rally Back of the alley macking on Sally ("Eww") She ain't having it “You just puked on yourself” Yeah I'm sick - going Kristen Wig Double fisting for the Instagram pic I'm super loose like a Rubik's cube That been lubed up more than Hooter's b**bs “Call Uber dude” - nah forget that noise The nights still young just respect your boy I got condoms and ex and I'm gone son don't stress [Chorus]