Jay Brannan - Uncle Auntie-Socialite lyrics

so many have penetrated this body how can you say i’m not easy? sure my social sk** set is shoddy so is your personality and i’m just sick enough to keep writing this song and you’re just thick enough to clap your hands and sing along well i wish i may, i wish i might rule the world one day as uncle auntie-socialite 'cuz i don’t believe in heroes, but i believe in friends and i believe that optimism without cynicism is a sin just let yourself have one quote-unquote bad day i dare you to have a feeling, they’ll have you someday anyway and what’s so wrong with feminine boys? sorry for the euphemism there’s a fun valley girl in this sad texas boy and we don’t need your s**orcism i’m an indoor person and you can s** it my idea of the great outdoors is a nice big patio or a cigarette on a fire escape an air-conditioned road-trip down a well-paved interstate and i throw words like "love" and "hate" around like confetti, then i watch them dissipate and i’m almost comfortable in my own skin i’ve walked around in it for years without fitting in i shouldn’t have to suntan or highlight my hair in order to feel beautiful, if i don’t really care i’m always going all the way down, but i always find my way back up i tend to choke on dicks and emotions, drink placebo potions, cry rivers and oceans and i can sing my own damn lullaby and if you want a happy song, then you can write your own i love me, i hate me, i need to escape me but more importantly i need for you to leave me the f** alone and thanks to those who loved me when i could not love myself who embraced the raincloud above me and dragged us both down off the shelf i never dreamed that i would stay this long