Jason Tam - Pour le Sport lyrics

[WOMAN] (Yawns.) Aah aah aah [MAN] (Yawns.) Ah aah aah [BOTH] (Yawning.) Aah aah aah aah aah aah aah We're having such fun– We're going golfing We're having such fun And feeling fit! Isn't it mad? We never had so much fun– Let's quit! [WOMAN] I feel like crying– I got a birdie! I wasn't trying So who could know? Never occurred to me the bird was flying So low! [BOTH] Ah, to be out in the air again Far from town! Feeling as strong as a bear again– [MAN] Let's lie down [BOTH] Straightening out all the kinks again Slightly sore– Ah, to be out on the links again Pour le sport! [WOMAN] It's so amusing– [MAN] Let's have a highball– [WOMAN] It's so amusing– [MAN] It's like a game! Hitting a small Expensive ball [WOMAN] And losing The same I feel like fainting– [MAN] Let's look for my ball– [WOMAN] I feel like fainting– [MAN] Now let me see... [WOMAN] Oh! This must be mine– it has a tiny painting Of me [BOTH] Back in the world of sports again Très, très gai [MAN] Back in Bermuda shorts again: [WOMAN, spoken] Mainbocher! [BOTH] Nudging the ball with your toe again– Who keeps score? Ah, to be out with the pro again– Pour le sport! [MAN] I want the niblick! Whatever that is... [WOMAN] It's just a niblick But it's divine! [MAN] Even if it's a silly simple niblick It's mine! [WOMAN] I need the three-wood– [MAN] It's silver-plated [WOMAN] I need the three-wood But which is which? [MAN, spoken] Harriet told me hers was gold [WOMAN] She would– The b**h [BOTH] Ah, to be out on the green again In the pink Feeling deliciously lean again [MAN] Where my drink? [WOMAN] Fresh as a girl of eighteen again [BOTH] And what's more We could Keep at it yet for hours getting thinner Nevertheless we've got to dress for dinner Look at the time! Let's say that I'm the winner Fore! What'll we do tomorrow? Pour le sport?