Last night this old drunk dude told me I'll bet ya That if you play the country song backwards You'll get back everything that left you So I tried it on some Haggard and some Jones Well it broke my heart when I found out he was wrong Yeah I didn't get my dog back Well I didn't get my truck back The bank still got my mobile home And my baby, she's still gone Somebody else got my job I feel like I've been robbed If my life's still way off track I didn't get my dog back I should have known it wouldn't work cause when I was little Daddy said if you play that rock stuff backwards Boy you're gonna hear the devil So I listened in the verse To hear what he had to say But nothing happened then Just like those country songs I played Yeah I didn't get my dog back Yeah I didn't get my truck back Well the bank still got my mobile home And my baby, she's still gone Somebody else got my job I feel like I've been robbed If my life's still way off track I didn't get my dog back Yeah I was dumb I won't deny it I don't know why I even tried it I guess I'll have to keep on crying I didn't get my dog back Yeah I didn't get my truck back The bank still got my mobile home And my baby, she's still gone Somebody else got my job I feel like I've been robbed If my life's still way off track I didn't get my dog back If my life's still way off track I guess its time for me to face the facts I didn't get my dog back I'm madder than hell