(Ca**idy, Booth, Deforest) If theres such a place as a honky tonk Heaven Well Ill be there with my boots on Ill strike up the band and pop a cold one Cause even the good Lord loves a country song Ill meet ole Cash and Ill meet ole Waylon Well Ill tune up and sing along Ill see the light with Luke the Drifter Guess Ill find out where Leftys gone Ill set my feet on a cloud of silver Ill put a gold guitar in my hand I can fly on a silver eagle down a road paved in Gold with an angel band If theres such a place as a honky tonk Heaven Well Ill be there with my boots on Ill strike up the band and pop a cold one Cause even the good Lord loves a country song Dont sell your sould youre gonna need it with you To get pa**ed Pete at the pearly gates Tour tickets been bought and its at Gods will call If youre lucky son, you wont have to wait If theres such a place as a honky tonk Heaven Ill be there with my boots on Ill strike up the band and pop a cold one Ill meet Saint Peter at the pearly gates with a Country song Cause even the good Lord loves a country song