Jarv - Escargot lyrics

[Verse 1: Jarv] I slide through with a wise guy crew My haikus move to the music Smoov with a v, MV be boostin DOOFUS LMS for truth is OMG LOL my generation's useless Who's this? A clueless kook With a loose lip? You better be taking it easy kid Your prog. ain't proven The ball game blues are Caught when the ball's dropped Walkin' the bases Talkin' to basic lame-brains Outrunning em joggin' in place It's Nathan, yup, stupid idiot big-mouth "Yo, I heard that kid futawn lives in the basement at his house" Get out No way Wa**up? Oh hey Sup dude Love you f** you Okay? Pshh, man I'm just glad to be back in action In fact I'm actually crackin' the bat To snap it half It's haggard, tappin' the mat in the battle, man I be snappin' limbs Sonny slim Jim, dig it? I'm backpacking the badlands Gettin' away from the cats on repeat But if I gotta stay, I beseech thee to to set the oven to preheat and make baked ziti Feed me beats, weak MCs Defeat em in every facet, ba**-ackwards cats get attacked faster than wack rappers Man, I'm sick of the b**hes bickerin' 'bout depictions Sick of the wicked afflictions Tuggin' and grippin' on my convictions Sick of the fickle embedded, I bet if you Put it up anyone better would bury you People are wakin' up, aimin' a venomous sentiment, sendin' it Better be ready for revile Never depend on the revenue Money can't benefit anyone when you got all of it, bottle a bit of the greed and abandon it, vanity ain't what I need, I be callin' upon you to follow the feelin' of giving and living Not taking and stealing And maybe the way that we're bandin' together will sever the definite STOP Speed it up a bit Ima give you that sh** In rhythm, I get in em And I'm k**in' fascists With mad attack Get vacuum packed Never comin whack Smackin' these average cats Pants saggin I'm blastin' that phat sh** Why you comin' round Jackin' my tactics Rabbit out the hat trick Leavin' cats fractured Give it away, give it away Man f** the fashion Motherf**er I told you that I wreck it Step up and get nothin but d d d dissected Accept it, I bet I affected your method But that'll get you nothin but d d d digested Who dat cat runnin all around town J A to the R V, wannabe cla** clown Pants down round his ankles Chewin' on a bagel Rockin' a gold bangle BABY NO THANK YOU You a lame dude Chewin' on a froyo Brain freeze, main squeeze GO HOME h*mo Sapien, get gaped in amazement Makin' the bacon Ain't takin' a vacation Shimmy shimmy ya shimmy yeah shimmy yay Gimme the mic so I can break ya' face Complacent? Naw, rockin a Jason mask Takin' it to cats stackin that major cash Never mind I rewind it Im finally reminded Mind and body got the power To bag it up and devour Take a proper gander at the propaganda Never buy into the man and be a cog I'm independent till I fall I be demandin a parogative Makin' a billion dollar monopoly Hit the bottom and give everything they're pocketing Pardon me, but the marketing target has started bartering Really takin a toll upon the market that we're conquering Profiting not as much as I would like I'd like to buy a private jet for me and my wife Hard life for billion-dollar b**h like me Oh you're hungry and sick? Eat a dick and leave Newsman talkin' about how bad we are Laughed so hard I choked on my caviar I got enough money to last me for eons You can't even afford a 98 dodge neon Yeah, I gotta get mo' Gold pillars supporting my multi-million dollar home Oh no, don't lemme forget my yacht sh**, man my escargot game THICK No [Outro: Jarv][x2] f** that sh**, gotta stop these b**hes Kick down doors, cop their riches Gather it up and divi it amongst ma**es Fragment billion-dollar a**ets