Twenty-three, my life's been rushing on by me The world is still spinning well past the beginning I don't know if I remember a day when I looked at the future with bright aspirations I don't want responsibility Give me time outside reality Young again, without a care in the world Please, take me back to the start of my youth When I didn't have a single thing to do You think that I'm young but I'm much older inside Withered dreams and troubled times Twenty-three Go back in time to where it began Twenty-three I want to drink, please feed me Mother's milk, I s** from the teat You nourish me, you make me complete Mother's milk, baby wants more Your bosom is warm, you mustn't ignore Mother's milk, I s** from the teat You nourish me, you make me complete Mother's milk, baby wants more Your bosom is warm, you mustn't ignore Mother's milk, I s** from the teat You nourish me, you make me complete Mother's milk, baby wants more Your bosom is warm, you mustn't ignore Mother's milk, I s** from the teat You nourish me, you make me complete Mother's milk, baby wants more Your bosom is warm, you mustn't ignore "I'm, uh, I'm not gonna lie, dude, that got a little That got a little weird at the end." "Uh, what do you mean?" "Just the... I don't know, it just made me uncomfortable." "How about you leave the lyrics to the singer And just worry about yourself?" "I mean, the nipple imagery and, like... A-are you okay? Like did you, did you have a rough childhood?" "I don't expect you to understand these lyrics, so just lay off." "Okay, fine, whatever floats your boat." "Honestly, this makes no sense, I'm not even Jarrod. My name's Varrick Jay and I'm in a band called Insomniac. Why aren't you singing this? Everyone in the YouTube comments thinks you're singing anyway. Jarrod, you are a piece of work. I... how did you get the following that you do? You're not even that funny, this joke is so overdone. No one cares about pop punk as much as you apparently do. You know, when I first saw your pop punk vocalist video on some BuzzFeed article. I thought, 'Yeah, yeah this is kinda funny'. But now, this is just sad, okay, this is just ridiculous. Don't you have a degree, don't you have friends, don't you have a real job? What are you doing here on YouTube? You know what? I just gonna start watchind Jared Dines now. You know, at least he doesn't do the same thing over and over again. At least he puts out videos more than twice a month. Oh my gosh, I do not, I do not get paid enough for this. Where the hell did all that crowd-funding money go, huh? Did you go and buy another cat? Your cats aren't even that cute. Okay, that's a lie, they're very cute but still you are just driving me nuts."